SwipeSum Launches Satirical Business News Site The Expense Report

The first online marketplace for credit card processing is making its first foray into the satirical news business. SwipeSum is proud to announce the launch of The Expense Report, a satirical news site for business owners and office workers alike.

ST. LOUIS, MO; September 18, 2018 -- The first online marketplace for credit card processing is making its first foray into the satirical news business. SwipeSum is proud to announce the launch of The Expense Report, a satirical news site for business owners and office workers alike.“SwipeSum is disrupting a boring and outdated payments industry,” commented SwipeSum CEO Michael Seaman, “It can be tough to stand out without the multi-million dollar budgets that some of our competitors might have, so we have to get creative.”Seaman continued: “That’s where The Expense Report comes in. We know that getting through the workday is hard sometimes, but we also know that a little laughter goes a long way in that respect. With The Expense Report, we hope to provide a little distraction and fun to the hardworking business giants among us while also introducing them to the value that SwipeSum has to offer.”The site launched today with its first eight articles, including such headlines as: “Area Startup Goes Green By Recycling Old Ideas,” “Exercise Ball Helps Local Account Manager Become Much Healthier Than His Peers,” and “Area Man Shocked His Coworker Didn't Catch The Game Last Night.”The site will be updated daily with new content. For updates from The Expense Report, follow the publication on Twitter and Facebook, or subscribe for email updates at www.expensereport.press.ABOUT SWIPESUMSwipeSum, founded in 2016, seeks to eliminate credit card processing fees for businesses. It has been recognized as one of the most promising FinTech startup companies by Benzinga and Money20/20 and was recently named one of St. Louis’ top small businesses by St. Louis Small Business Monthly.

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